Is it wrong that I want to write about delicious, flavorful noms? No. No, it is not wrong at all. Honestly, there really are only two kinds of people in this world: Salty or Sweet. If you know me, you know that I’m definitely Salty (in word and deed, motherfuckers.) I do not deny that cheesecake and cookies (good, homemade ones) have the power to … Continue reading Let’s Talk About Snacks, Baby.
As I hobble to my makeshift workstation at the kitchen table with a pan of Stove Top in one hand and a shredded facial tissue in the other, I ask myself: Self, am I depressed? I mean, a broken fibula can mean many things to many people, as I have learned on mybrokenleg.com, but the bullshit that you go through on the day-to-day while cooped … Continue reading Pegleg: Slower Than You!