10 Things I’d Rather Do on a Day Off Than Have Dental Work Done

10.  Eat Lima beans

9.  Go see the George W. Bush art exhibit

8.  Rake leaves

7.  Drink Mountain Dew

6.  Babysit

5.  go to the Texas “coast”

4.  Laser every hair on my body

3.  Give up my ability to eat chips (oh wait, that’s happening)

2.  Go to work

1.  Listen to Primus ALL DAY.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
IT WILL BE GREAT

 

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