I believe in wit, sarcasm, and sardonic humor as catharsis. Writing is a healthier expressive way to unleash whatever furies one may have, rather than actually going through life yelling at (or remaining silent to) people. I don’t care who marries who, and my favorite moments usually have involved a $10 bottle of wine with a kitchen full of friends. I cook. I do my best to be a loving and devoted wife. I played roller derby for 4 years. And I would dance on tables if I had a selection of better shoes for it.