Here’s a scene from last night.  This happened.   Husband:  “What are you doing?” Me, while jogging around the dining room table:  “I’m a little freaked out by myself right now.  I think this is like running.” Him:  “Yes, what you are doing right there is jogging.” Me:  “Yeah, I don’t know what the fuck it is but I think I kind of like it … Continue reading The Alien Transformation is Almost Complete