Yeah, White Russians cause one to make lists. Here’s what I learned while on my second one while watching Alien for the 40th time. 5. Anyone called a “science officer” is most likely out to fuck you over. 4. Calling a computer “Mother” is creepy x 10000. 3. When 2 females are on a refinery space plant together, one is dumb and must die. 2. … Continue reading Life Lessons: Alien Edition