Yeah, White Russians cause one to make lists. Here’s what I learned while on my second one while watching Alien for the 40th time.
5. Anyone called a “science officer” is most likely out to fuck you over.
4. Calling a computer “Mother” is creepy x 10000.
3. When 2 females are on a refinery space plant together, one is dumb and must die.
2. If you don’t follow quarantine procedures, shit will end up eating through your hull and killing your crew.
1. I love cats, but fuck a bunch of Jonesy.