The New Year’s Eve Post, Positivity Version
Apparently sometimes I skip a year. Continue reading The New Year’s Eve Post, Positivity Version
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Saturday it’s a Saturday!!
Ten awesome things that happened today: 1) Drank a lot of coffee. 2) Got this at a garage sale and have already remembered how to play “Faithfully” and am working on “Royals” and will master the entire Tori Amos catalog by September. MELODIES ONLY CHORDS ONE SWEET DAY 3) Baked a tasty-ass apple pie for a friend’s unbirthday (32 does NOT get a birthday.) … Continue reading Saturday it’s a Saturday!!
10 Things I’d Rather Do on a Day Off Than Have Dental Work Done
10. Eat Lima beans 9. Go see the George W. Bush art exhibit 8. Rake leaves 7. Drink Mountain Dew 6. Babysit 5. go to the Texas “coast” 4. Laser every hair on my body 3. Give up my ability to eat chips (oh wait, that’s happening) 2. Go to work 1. Listen to Primus ALL DAY. Continue reading 10 Things I’d Rather Do on a Day Off Than Have Dental Work Done
Hey 2013: 10 Things You Can Do to Not Suck
No one can say nor has ever said I’m an optimist. I’ve always subscribed to the viewpoint of “expect the worst and you might be pleasantly surprised.” It has seemed to work out thus far. And 2012, you were the one year in which I did not expect the worst, but you sure showed me. I mean, of course it could have been EVEN MORE … Continue reading Hey 2013: 10 Things You Can Do to Not Suck
Top 10 Things I Hate (Today)
Yeah, I know, November. Let’s all tell everyone what we’re grateful for this month! I’m totally doing that, I promise. But the world deserves balance, and I’m here to provide that shit. YOU’RE WELCOME. 10. Laundry. Come on, man. I have way better stuff to do. This takes up what seems to be half my life. I want Middle Ages. Cleaning clothes once a year. … Continue reading Top 10 Things I Hate (Today)
Top 10 Things I’ve Learned In One Day
10. I don’t have any concept of what I look like in public any longer. 9. You can totally fix a broken flip-flop with gum or paper and it will last at least up the driveway to the house. 8. There is very weird, very brightly colored adult programming on at 5am on HBO. 7. I can actually go a long time without food. Don’t … Continue reading Top 10 Things I’ve Learned In One Day
Pocketful of Venom 