10. I don’t have any concept of what I look like in public any longer.
9. You can totally fix a broken flip-flop with gum or paper and it will last at least up the driveway to the house.
8. There is very weird, very brightly colored adult programming on at 5am on HBO.
7. I can actually go a long time without food. Don’t lecture. I’m very busy.
6. My vocal range is no longer like Teena Marie’s but IS like Boy George’s.
5. A “rape van” and a “rap van” are essentially the same thing.
4. Low-cal orange juice tastes like Sunny D.
3. Pretty sure I talk to myself, out loud, ALL THE TIME.
2. My sister is a damn lifesaver disguised as a sister.
1. I do not tell my close friends and loved ones how just much I love them near enough. Because they deserve to be told every second of every day.
Carry on, and enjoy your weekend, suckas!!!