Top Ten Life Lessons Learned from Candy Crush

10.  Try to always look 10 steps ahead.  Applicable for walking as well. 9.  Stripes are exciting, not fattening. 8.  Sprinkle cookies are even MORE exciting. 7.  Stripes + sprinkle cookie = total awesome meltdown. 6.  Stop looking at unnecessary shit. 5.  When you run out of life, cheat time. 4.  Bombs are only good when they explode in the right place. 3.  Chocolate should … Continue reading Top Ten Life Lessons Learned from Candy Crush

24 Hours of Awesome

Phrases that I have either said myself (mostly to only myself) or have heard in the last 24 hours: 1.   “Frozen Arbor Mist is like a lightly alcoholic Slurpee.” 2.  “Try not to impale yourself on your jeans.” 3.  “You do not have the time to be worrying about golden elephants.” 4.  ” I was too distracted by terrible yet amazing 90’s dance music to comment … Continue reading 24 Hours of Awesome