A conversation between my husband and I the other night:
Him: Did you just take a shower? Didn’t you take a shower 2 hours ago?
Me: Yes. But it’s easier than washing my face in the sink.
A conversation regarding watching television:
Daisy: Have you watched Community or some other network show I can’t remember the name of right now?
Me: Nah. I don’t watch network TV. Ever.
Daisy: You should. You are missing some good shows.
Me: I refuse to FF through the commercials.
Daisy: That statement alone makes you the laziest person in the entire world.
A text conversation between an unnamed friend and me that JUST HAPPENED:
Friend: I’m drinking by myself now. I’ve turned into you.